Happy Holidays! The Second Annual Christmas Craptacular All-Night Movie Marathon

Have a Holly Gialli Christmas 

(With all apologies to the late Johnny Marks and Burl Ives.)

 

Have a Holly Gialli Christmas.

And with each strange mystery...

I don't know who deals death though 

By the end it will all be clear (maybe.)

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Have a Holly Gialli Christmas.

And when you see a P.O.V...

Say, "Oh no!", 'cuz we all know 

Death's comin' short and sweet. 

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Oh, ho, the blood will flow, 

Hacked and slashed to bits. 

Someone's a-stalking you,

Some psycho, good and pissed.

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Have a Holly Gialli Christmas.

And while the bodies stack in tiers...

Say "What, whoa?" to plots that blow 

And reveals that aren't quite clear.

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Have a Holly Gialli Christmas.

Just when you think it's solved...

But you know, a late twist they'll throw 

Then nothing is resolved. 

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Oh, whoa, the boobs they show, 

And sapphic make-out scenes. 

Vile, crude and nas-te-ee, 

Three cheers for Euro-sleaze! 

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Have a Holly Gialli Christmas.

And in case we weren't clear...

Oh, by golly, enjoy the black-gloved Gialli 

At Christmas, this year.

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