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(With all sincerest apologies to Frederic Austin and Leslie Stevens.)
On the First Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
A Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Second Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Third Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Fourth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Fifth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Sixth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Seventh Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Eighth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Eight Tourist Attractions,
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Ninth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Nine Architects of Fear,
Eight Tourist Attractions,
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Tenth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Ten Galaxy Beings,
Nine Architects of Fear,
Eight Tourist Attractions,
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Eleventh Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Eleven Children from Spider County,
Ten Galaxy Beings,
Nine Architects of Fear,
Eight Tourist Attractions,
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
On the Twelfth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me:
Twelve Feasibility Studies,
Eleven Children from Spider County,
Ten Galaxy Beings,
Nine Architects of Fear,
Eight Tourist Attractions,
Seven Expanding Humans,
Six Zanti Misfits,
Five Corpus Earthlings,
Four Specimens Unknown,
Three Mutants,
Two Second Chances,
And a Demon with a Glass Hand.
Happy Holidays One and All.Or Bah! Humbug, where applicable. And Remember, Some Presents Shouldn't Be Opened Until Doomsday. We now return control of your web browser to you ... Until next Christmas.
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