Thursday, December 24, 2009

The 4th Annual Christmas Craptacular All Night Movie Marathon!

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(With all sincerest apologies to Frederic Austin and Leslie Stevens.)

On the First Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

A Demon with a G
lass Hand.

On the Second Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to
me
Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glass
Hand

On the Third Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to m
e
Three Mutants

Two Second Chances
And a Demon with a Glas
s Hand

On the Fourth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits
gave to me
Four Specimens Unknown

Three Mutants

Two Second Chanc
es
And a Demon with a Glass Hand

On the Fifth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave
to me
Five Corpus Earthlings

Four Specimens Unknown
Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glass Han
d

On the Sixth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

Six Zan
ti Misfits
Five Corpus Earthlings

Four Specimens Unknown

Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a
Glass Hand

On the Seventh Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to
me
Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits
Five Corpu
s Earthlings
Four Specimens Unknown

Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Gl
ass Hand

On the Eighth Hour
of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

Eight Tourist Attractions
Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits

Five Corpus Earthlings
Four Specimen
s Unknown
Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glas
s Hand

On the Ninth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

Nine Architects of Fear

Eight Tourist Attraction
s
Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits

Five Corpus Earthlings
Four Specimens Unknow
n
Three Mutants

Two Second Chances
And a Demon with a Glass Hand

On the Tenth Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

Ten Galaxy Beings

Nine Architects of Fear
Eight Tourist Attractions

Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits

Five Corpus Earthlings

Four Specimens Unknown

Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glass Hand

On the Eleventh Hour of Christmas
The Outer Limits gave to me

Eleven Children from Spider County

Ten Galaxy Beings

Nine Architects of Fear

Eight Tourist
Attractions
Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits

Five Corpus Earthlings

Four Specimens Unknown

Three Mutan
ts
Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glass Hand

On the Twelfth Hour of Christmas

The Outer Limits gave to me

Twelve Feasibi
lity Studies
Eleven Children from Spider County

Ten Ga
laxy Beings
Nine Architects of Fear

Eight Tourist Attractions

Seven Expanding Humans

Six Zanti Misfits

Five Corpus Earthlings

Four Speci
mens Unknown
Three Mutants

Two Second Chances

And a Demon with a Glass Hand


Happy Holidays All.
(Or Bah! Humbug, where applicable.)
And Remember, Some P
resents Shouldn't
Be Opened Until Doomsday.

We now return control of your web browser to you.
... Until Next Christmas.
(And be wary of the Ghosts of Christmas Craptaculars Past.)


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