T-Minus 21 Days until the Grand Re-opening of 3B Theater on October 31st, better known to some as Halloween, marking the 10th Anniversary of the old website. And as we lead up to this momentous landmark, here's another batch of rehashed reviews for your reading or rereading pleasure. This time, we've got some big apes and salacious T&A naughty bits. That's right, naked apes, buxom boobilicious babes, and lots and lots of explosions.
Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill! :: Russ Meyer's ode to the violence inherent in all of us, perfectly personified in a trio of lovely and psychotic go-go dancers on the lam from a murder rap that plays out like a Gidget movie gone horribly, horribly wrong. Read on...
House on Bare Mountain :: When the Nudie-Cuties started running out of gas, oddly enough, monsters started showing up. So, if you've ever wanted to see the Frankenstein Monster dancing the Watusi with a bunch of naked chicks, then by all means read on...
Deadly Weapons :: Yes, the rumors are true. There is such a movie where Chesty Morgan takes on the mob by smothering them with her mammoth mammaries. Noodle that for a bit, and then read on...
Once Upon a Girl :: Disney after Dark. Or Once Upon a Time, there was this guy who helped bring you The Superfriends and G.I. Joe, who one day ventured into the world of Vintage Toon Porn. When is a Beanstalk not a Beanstalk? Read on...
Malibu Express :: Come with me now, as we take a trip back to the 1980's action aisle at your local video store for the absolute zenith of T&A King Andy Sidaris' film career, where the action heroes can't shoot straight and people with names like June Knockers really exist. Don't believe me? Read on ... and feel free to tic off the legendary count of 72 naked boob shots with me.
And then feel free to start flinging the fecal matter as we rehash another marathon of mammoth monkey movies in Monkey See, Monkey Doo-Doo.
King of Kong Island :: No King. No Kong. No Island. Yes. Me worry...
Konga :: Mad science gone amok in Britain leads to giant man-eating plants and a gargantuan gorilla who likes to play with his Barbie and Ken dolls. Good times. Read on...
Mighty Peking Man :: Hong Kong monkey mania courtesy of the Shaw Brothers, where the real mystery isn't whether the Peking Man is the missing link or not, or how big of an idiot our hero is, but how jungle girl, Evelyn Kraft's, leather top manages to stay in place. I'm stumped, but feel to take a look for yourself...
A*P*E :: a/k/a Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla -- anyone else sensing a theme, here? But I like to think of it as Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Colossal Monkey. You, however, might call it a big steaming pile of [expletive deleted.] Plug your nose, and read on...
And we'll wrap this update up with a spotlight review on the film that inspired all those giant monkey knock-offs: the original, King Kong. Fair warning, it's a long and exhaustive write up with lots of art and pics, so it may take a while to load. But I think the film is worth the time and effort.
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