In Theaters Now :: Sometimes It's Just Easier to Draw You A Picture :: The Avengers (2012)

A totally unscientific method for quantifying
my expectations going into The Avengers:

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A totally unscientific method for quantifying
my reaction coming out of The Avengers:

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(...Oh, and Mr. Ebert?)
(The proper vernacular for that is "nerdgasm.")